shutupaubrey:

if you’re a boy and you cry it is not dumb and you are not a pussy you’re a fucking human being

"6 keys to a relationship: friendship, freedom, honesty, trust, understanding and communication."


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Yes yes yes

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tylerchokely:

i hate when babies cry like grow the fuck up and pay taxes 

anfonymackie:

do vampires just use their teeth to make a puncture wound and then suck, or are their fangs like a straw

i havent slept in three days

krook:

innocent looking girls that are secretly kinky as fuck are girls worth living for

legalmexican:

hugging me from behind and kissing my neck at the same time is a good way to melt my heart

sassykardashian:

sailingonsuccess:

sassykardashian:

Science side of tumblr how do I become a jellyfish

Jellyfish have no brains. You’re already pretty close.

Okay WOW

(Source: versacesquad)

being a pizza delivery driver is great because literally no one is disappointed to see you

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obamallamatime:

Hello, Police? I accidentally stepped on my cats foot and need to be arrested

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legalmexican:

hugging me from behind and kissing my neck at the same time is a good way to melt my heart

shubbabang:

shubbabang:

i melted another fork on accident id rather not go into details but i accidentally melted yet another fork my mom is gonna be so angry

you think i am lying i am dead serious

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